need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you
Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
is sulu texting
he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems
This tag is just too perfect.
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it. Money well spent.
Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable.
Dodocool - $9.97
Apple - $19.00
IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS
NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS
im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
Friendly reminder that Peter voiced Uncle Nigel in Penguins of Madagascar, a secret agent/super spy hidden behind a crazy face (and crazy hair)
Bonus: this penguin thing.
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better